ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.
that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption
OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
OCTOBER IS TOMORROW
i would describe my art style as post-kindergarten scribblecore
I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
Babies have no concept of object permanence
That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read.
A tip from your favorite nurse
(that’d be me)
Always have eggs in your fridge
You just never know when someone will split their head open
Or cut their finger while cooking
And so on
See that membrane there?
While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg
Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)
The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches
If you even need them that is
Nature: 1, Band aids: 0
I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.
It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.
Also, if you have a splinter, smack one of these things on there and it will draw it out of your skin. No more shitting around with pliers.
it will also suck the poison stuff out of mosquito bites and stop them from being itchy
woaaah i didnt know!! awesome stuff :D
Did not know the mosquito bite or splinter thing! EGGS—IS THERE ANYTHING THEY CAN’T DO?
They cant fix the economy
Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”
Latin American Studies Majors:
Religious Studies Majors:
Women & Gender Studies Majors:
I fell apart at Government Majors
Not taking any chances
I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much
This was seriously the best prank
just replace all police with police dogs
nobody would be mean or rude the police imagine a dog with a lil’ backpack giving you a ticket. you can’t get mad at the dog. the dog is just doing his lil’ dog job and wagging his tail and you KNOW he loves you still.
I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending
Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused
would you say it looks like he’s… up to something fowl?
Wonder if he’s popular with the chicks.
with a cock like that? of course!
These are all eggselent observations!
I hate you.
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