I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is
my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed
they never had a chance
my co-workers new bernese mountain dog imported from Poland two days ago
When I first moved to Canada, I showed up to a party and started putting my beer in the fridge. The entire kitchen stopped to stare in wonder and disbelief until someone yelled out ‘don’t fucking waste pizza space. This whole country is a f*ckin icebox’
Canada just gets more and more perfect the more I learn and hear about it.
omg canada i must know more about you
The Lipton twist on a lemonade stand. #BeMoreTea
"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"
These leafdogs soothe my soul
How the fuck do you not know how to spell Ian.
E.N. Hahahah I’m dying.
Hey they tried their best
Remember Hilary Duff was afraid to sing but then Hilary Duff helped her then Hilary Duff sang a duet with Hilary Duff
Blake Lively | “Grace of Monaco” Premiere | 67th Annual Cannes Film Festival | May 14, 2014
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