Study time for finals
i am literally the grinch
I think as we grew older we realized the Grinch wasn’t the antagonist at all. He was just a fucking adult.
that girl you just called too skinny? she’s an undercover spy for the skeleton war you’re goin down fuckboy
What I’m wearing to school today~
there is nothing theoretical about the cold blood in that flows through Stephen Hawking
Not even lion
My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”
3D printing is being used to print organs, prosthetic limbs, and this
Michael Cera’s Most Michael Cera-esque Movie Lines
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Anonymous said: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol
- timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
- connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
- colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
- gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date
how to spot a fuckboy:
- white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
- he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
- relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
- looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
- can’t find the clitoris
fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know
Dear Leftist Tumblr
I actually started eating more at Chick-Fil-A
EBOLA, ISIS, UNEMPLOYMENT, FEDERAL DEBT, ETC…….
Bread & Circuses
The fucking white house has a fucking vine?! Our fucking first lady (and I use lady loosely) is making fucking vines about turnips!! While people are being butchered by ISIS!!! Seriously fuck these morons!
Tbh though the First Lady doesn’t have that much legislative power
It isn’t about legislative power. It’s about her being the First Lady, she has a standard to hold up. But nope instead she doing stupid shit like this. Yep America is doing great with these folks in the White house.
Exactly. As the First Lady she represents the country, just like the President does. How will people like ISIS take us seriously when the wife of the President is doing crap like this on an official social media account?
- If you don’t watch a series entirely you are not a true fan
- If you do watch a series entirely you are not a true fan
You are only a true fan if you:
- are powered by electricity
- have multiple flat blades
- spin around really fast
i got so mad then laughed so hard
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